kermit vs giant rubber duck

Characters in this story

• Kermit Armstrong — He's Kermit the frog yeah, but he's hella bulky and ready to throw hands, if he doesn't break yours first.
• Giant Rubber Duck — A generic, anthropomorphic, mythical god that takes on the avatar of a giant yellow rubber duck with a triangule above the head featuring an eye that shoots out rays. Powerful enough to create universes, yet not one to be taken too seriously—he is merely a small facet of the mysterious All.