Kazuma: Alright boys, I heard this game has cute girls. Let's see what we're working with.
Subaru: A literature club? This is gonna be wholesome, I can feel it.
Subaru: THAT ONE. The childhood friend. Pick her. Trust me on this.
Rudeus: No no no. The one with the long hair. Monika. She has... presence.
Kazuma: You're both wrong. Yuri. Look at that posture.
Subaru: You can't just flirt with ALL of them! That's not how this works!
Kazuma: Watch me. True gender equality means loving all women equally.
Rudeus: ...I respect the strategy, honestly.
Subaru: Hey... did that text just glitch? What did Sayori say just now?
Kazuma: Probably just a bug. Cheap indie games, you know.
Subaru: She's... she's gone?! WHERE DID SHE GO?!
Kazuma: ...What kind of dating sim does this?
Kazuma: NO. NOT YURI. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Rudeus: They're... being deleted? One by one?
Monika: Just Monika.
Monika: You thought you could have all of them, Kazuma?
Kazuma: ...How does it know my name. I didn't type my name.
Monika: Subaru... you always go back to the same girl, don't you? How many times will you repeat?
Subaru: How... how does she know about... no. No no no no no.
Monika: And Rudeus... a man of your experience should know better than to trust a girl who knows everything about you.
Rudeus: Turn it off. Turn it off NOW.
Monika: Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika.
Kazuma: THIS IS MY FAULT?! I JUST WANTED TO BE NICE TO ALL OF THEM!
Subaru: PULL THE PLUG! PULL THE PLUG!
Kazuma: I'm never flirting with an NPC again.
Rudeus: ...Was she even an NPC?
