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Just Business

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DoflamingoDoflamingoBuggy the ClownBuggy the ClownThe TradesmanThe TradesmanVanirVanirVendor StickmanVendor Stickman
Vanir

Vanir

Gentlemen, this establishment shall be the finest in the district. I can feel it.

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Characters in this story

  • Doflamingo — Doflamingo Donquixote is a former Warlord of the Sea and the former king of Dressrosa who possessed the String-String Fruit powers.
  • Buggy the Clown — Buggy the Clown is one of the luckiest pirates in One Piece. A former apprentice of Gol D. Roger who is immune to slashing attacks thanks to the Bara Bara no Mi, he compensates for his cowardice with brilliant silver-tongued persuasion. Through sheer misunderstanding and charisma, he rose from an
  • The Tradesman — A character I use to sell items to my players in my D&D games.
  • Vanir — Vanir is one of the most iconic supporting characters in the KonoSuba franchise. He is a Duke of Hell, a former General in the Demon King's Army, despite his immense power and dark past, he currently lives in Axel City, working as a manager and salesperson at his friend Wiz's magic item shop.
  • Vendor Stickman — Just a Vendor Stickman (Who literally sells ANYTHING?! Who even wrote this guy??? Oh Wait, I did.)
Story transcript

Vanir: Gentlemen, this establishment shall be the finest in the district. I can feel it.

The Tradesman: Just help me with these boxes instead of posing.

Doffy: Nice little shop you've got here. Shame if something happened to it... Pay up. Consider it rent.

Vanir: Ah, but sir, we have official authorization. Signed and sealed. Everything is perfectly in order.

Vendor Stickman: ...he's still smiling.

The Tradesman: Everything alright, partner?

Doflamingo: Nothing personal. Just business.

Vendor Stickman: I can't believe we just got extorted like that.

The Tradesman: This pirate mafia is monopolizing every business in town.

Vanir: Ah, the good old terrible human greed.

Buggy: Well well well, what do we have here? Three entrepreneurs in need of recognition?

Vendor Stickman: Who is this guy?

The Tradesman: That's Buggy the Clown. His public success skyrocketed out of nowhere.

Buggy: I need three skilled vendors to help distribute my products. You're looking at the next big brand!

The Tradesman: That doll is hideous... but I've seen kids buying these like crazy. This might actually work.

Vanir: But won't your sales be blocked by the crime lords as well?

Vendor Stickman: Doesn't seem like it. He's been selling this stuff forever.

Buggy: Don't worry about that idiot Doflamingo. He's nothing in my territory.

Vendor Stickman: We actually got lucky for once!

The Tradesman: You won't regret this choice.

Vanir: Of course... we split it fair and square: 60 for us, 40 for him.