Just A Comedic Argument About Pizza :D
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Story transcript
Raora Panthera: French fries on pizza is absolutely the best topping combination ever created!
Raora Panthera: The crispy texture with the cheesy goodness? Pure culinary genius!
Mario: Mama mia! What-a sacrilege is this? French fries on pizza?!
Mario: This is-a worse than when Bowser kidnaps the princess!
Boyfriend: Beep bop skdoo bep! (Actually, pineapple is the superior pizza topping!)
Sakamata Chloe: Is everyone forgetting that fish is clearly the best pizza topping?
Sakamata Chloe: No? Just me then...
Kasane Teto: You humans get so worked up over the silliest things!
Kasane Teto: In my world, we put bread on bread and call it a day!
Madobe Ichika: According to my database, there are approximately 34,586 possible pizza topping combinations!
Madobe Ichika: Would you like me to calculate the optimal solution based on your flavor preferences?
Sana Tsukumo: Does it even matter what goes on top? Pizza is pizza!
Sana Tsukumo: While you've all been arguing, I've eaten FOUR ENTIRE PIZZAS!
Mario: In-a my country, this would start a war! Princess Peach would-a faint at the sight!
Mario: Next thing, you'll tell me you eat-a spaghetti with ketchup!