It's worse like the time we were part of the heist
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Story transcript
Brian: Peter! Homer! We have exactly ninety seconds before every cop in Rhode Island shows up!
Peter: I'm going as fast as I can! This is harder than that time I tried to rob a vending machine!
Homer Simpson: Daaaaamn... you're a sexy chick. Like a strawberry shortcake that could kill me.
Brian: Homer! She's literally holding evidence of our crime spree and you're hitting on her?!
Peter: She's not even my type! I prefer women who can actually speak words!
Homer Simpson: Where'd she go? Did I imagine her? Like that time I imagined a talking dog... oh wait, that's real.
Brian: SWAT trucks! ARE HERE Goddamnit Quick everyone getting in the getaway car And make sure the money Secure And the IRS FBI doesn't find out inside job.
Peter: You know what? Prison might finally give me time to finish my novel.
Homer Simpson: Do they have donuts in prison? And can I get her number there?