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MeguminMeguminRoy HazamaRoy HazamaKamie the AngelKamie the AngelAsmongoldAsmongoldElon MuskElon Musk
Roy Hazama

Roy Hazama

Okay. We're all gonna sit here and talk this out like adults.

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Characters in this story

  • Megumin — She is a chuunibyou-minded Arch Wizard of the Crimson Demon clan with an obsession for explosions.
  • Roy Hazama — he is 5ft4 with white hair and green eyes, he also has cyber wings.
  • Kamie the Angel — Kamie is an angel, she is a casual person, she is 6ft6 tall and very powerful.
  • Asmongold — An American streamer and YouTuber known for long-form gaming content, reactions, commentary, and internet-culture discussions. Why the hell is he showing up in your story? You decide. It is what it is.
  • Elon Musk — The Elon Musk.
Story transcript

Roy Hazama: Okay. We're all gonna sit here and talk this out like adults.

Asmongold: Dude, she blew up my house. TWICE.

Megumin: It was only once! ...the second time was collateral.

Megumin: EXPLOSION IS THE PINNACLE OF MAGIC! You should be HONORED your house was part of the demonstration!

Asmongold: HONORED?! My gaming chair was in there! Do you know how long it took me to break that thing in?!

Roy Hazama: ...why did I agree to host this.

Kamie the Angel: That's enough.

Kamie the Angel: You two are going to apologize to each other. And you're going to settle this maturely. Understood?

Megumin: Y-yes ma'am...

Asmongold: Understood, understood!

Megumin: ...I'm sorry for the explosions.

Asmongold: ...I'm sorry for calling your magic a 'party trick.'

Asmongold: ...wait. What?

Asmongold: Elon... you absolute legend.