Holier Than Thou, Hotter Than Curry

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Characters in this story

  • Anetta the Saintess — One of my D&D charaters. I use her to play fun little battles against various creatures, both official and those I made. For silly little storys/adventures. Ever played SOlo D&D 5e? I have, because I need some friends... :(
  • Wondering Warrior — A generic female warrior who's on a endless quest to find out what her next class is as the system that provided her notifications is corrupted or bugged so she must find out the manually way.
Story transcript

Wondering Warrior: Morning air hits different after surviving your curry, huh?

Anetta the Saintess: The spice ratios were... divinely inspired. Probably.

Wondering Warrior: Inspired by what, the goddess of respiratory failure?

Anetta the Saintess: I-I should have used the blessing of measurement, but the recipe seemed simple enough—

Wondering Warrior: Hey, hey. I'm kidding. Your face is matching my hair.

Anetta the Saintess: Social interactions are... more complex than undead purification.

Wondering Warrior: You're really cute when you're flustered, you know.

Anetta the Saintess: C-cute? But I'm... I'm covered in yesterday's curry spices and failure—

Wondering Warrior: Exactly. Adorably human.

Anetta the Saintess: Thank you. No one's ever... I mean, the sisters only praised my technique.

Wondering Warrior: Speaking of techniques... can I pursue something with you?

Anetta the Saintess: Another cooking lesson? I should warn you about my divine gift for burning water.

Wondering Warrior: Romance. Can I pursue romance with you?

Anetta the Saintess: I... I think my sword is glowing. That's... that's probably a sign, right?

Wondering Warrior: Pretty sure that's just sunlight, holy girl.

Anetta the Saintess: The blade... it senses evil intentions! It must approve courtship protocols first!

Wondering Warrior: So my class change is 'girlfriend candidate' and I need to pass a legendary artifact's compatibility test?

Anetta the Saintess: Oh goddess, I just tried to use a holy relic as a chastity belt—

Holier Than Thou, Hotter Than Curry by MeannyKitty | WhatIf Visual Fanfic · WhatIf