Goddess Pats the Noodle Gremlin

Tomoko

So, uh... you come to these things often?

Azure Heart

Only when the fabric between realities grows thin. Your noodles are getting cold.

Tomoko

Mmm, nothing like festival noodles to make you feel popular and sophisticated!

Azure Heart

You're getting broth on your uniform.

Hina

This is going viral for sure... 'Goddess and Gremlin' has such a nice ring to it!

Tomoko

[loud slurp followed by choking]

Azure Heart

Mortals and their pride. Just eat normally.

Tomoko

I was eating normally! This is how cool people eat!

Tomoko

Three thousand people are watching me die by noodle?! My high school life is over!

Hina

Smile, Tomoko! You're trending!

Azure Heart

Some moments are meant for mortals to learn from privately.

Tomoko

I learned that I should never leave my room again!

Hina

My stream! My perfectly awkward content!