Continue with Web

GOD

Author Image

Trouble_Verse

@4Boys

Characters

AquaAquaKazuma SatouKazuma SatouStocking AnarchyStocking AnarchyPanty AnarchyPanty AnarchyRito YuukiRito YuukiCrimCrimSubaru(Lolimancer IF)Subaru(Lolimancer IF)Giant Rubber DuckGiant Rubber DuckAdamAdamMia GrandMia GrandGodGod
Aqua

Aqua

Two minutes until the New Year. How about we start saying our prayers?

Create your own story with WhatIf!

App StoreGoogle play Store

Create your own story with WhatIf!

Continue with Web App

Characters in this story

  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Kazuma Satou
  • Stocking Anarchy
  • Panty Anarchy
  • Rito Yuuki
  • Crim — Crimvael (often called Crim), from the anime Ishuzoku Reviewers.
  • Subaru(Lolimancer IF) — An alternative universe where Subaru embraces the title Lolimancer. he can call apon his underestimated squad containing Beatrice the spiritual,Meili the mabeast tamer, Petra the secret light caster, Typhon The Witch of Sloth and Louis the memorie eater.
  • Giant Rubber Duck — A generic, anthropomorphic, mythical god that takes on the avatar of a giant yellow rubber duck with a triangule above the head featuring an eye that shoots out rays. Powerful enough to create universes, yet not one to be taken too seriously—he is merely a small facet of the mysterious All.
  • Adam — The first man, commander of the exorcists
  • Mia Grand
  • God — God the Heavenly Father, also known as Yahweh, The Father, The Big G, Lord and many other names or titles, is a minor character in Hazbin Hotel and an unseen, mentioned character in Helluva Boss
Story transcript

Aqua: Two minutes until the New Year. How about we start saying our prayers?

Kazuma: I'm going to ask to have more girls than Rito next year.

Crim: Guys, I brought the drinks. Um... what are you doing?

Aqua: Praying that next year will be better.

Rito Yuuki: God will hear our wishes and grant them next year. It's a New Year's tradition.

Crim: I still don't understand.

Subaru(Lolimancer IF): How can you be an angel and not understand that?

Crim: I think if God cared about people's wishes, my halo would already be fixed and I'd be on my way home.

Aqua: ...He's got a point. I’ve met The God up close, and He isn’t all that people say.

Kazuma: Crim, you shouldn't say things like that. You're an angel! You want to destroy our faith.

God: You two still can't go back home.

Panty: Huh? Why not?!

Panty: We collected the damn fifty coins like you ordered!

God: Your filthy mouths are one reason you're still grounded on Earth, for fuck's sake.

Stocking: Why can't we swear in Heaven if Adam can?

Adam: Suck it, bitches! Men are better than women!

God: Go back to Earth for another year! And don't leave until you've shat out all your sins!

Panty: Ow! That hurts! You four-eyed patriarchal cosmic anomaly!

God: The universe is a fucking mess... might as well add another galaxy to be the mother of my stellar offspring.