Sparxie: Okay Sparx-nation! If I don't pull this LC in the next ten-pull, I'm going to—
Sparkle: You're going to what, darling? Cause a scene? You know I love it when you're loud.
Sparxie: S-Sparkle?! Get off! The camera is on! You're ruining my engagement metrics!
Sparkle: Engagement? Let's give them something to really talk about. Why play a game when we can be the game?
Sparkle: You look so much... plumper than my usual illusions. Is this where all my extra budget went?
Sparxie: Listen here, you theater-kid reject! I'm the mascot! I'm the face of the brand! I call the shots!
Sparkle: Then show me, Boss-Lady. Show me how a 'mascot' handles a real Masked Fool.
Sparxie: Wait — not the Sampo plushies! They're limited edition!
Sparkle: Forget the merch. I'm thinking of a collaborative stream... one where we don't use any scripts. Or clothes.
Sparxie: Your going to get me banned on twitch! I swear to god—