Ichigo: Before we recruit you, I need to know what you can do.
Denji: a fight? finally something fun to do. Let’s do it!
Yoruichi: Try not to break the barrack grounds, the Hell Reapers are in a budget.
Ichigo: I need to know you can fight beside us in the mortal realm.
Ichigo: and we’ll judge how strong and capable you are in combat.
Denji: Sure. Just don't cry when I win.
Ichigo: Don’t get cocky, I beat you once.
Denji: *scoff* yeah, with help.
Ichigo: Grr
Akira Fudo: Alright guy, knock it off. Especially you, Denji.
Yoruichi: Do remember that this is a Friendly spar, guys. So No killing each other please.
Ichigo: if he keeps pushing it, I can’t garuntee that I’ll stay by blade from going fatal.
Denji (Chainsaw Man): then let’s do this. Rah!!!
Yoruichi: He’s eager.
Akira Fudo: At least he’s brave and determined. You got this, Ichigo?
Ichigo: Yeah. Zangetsu, you with me?
Zangetsu: Of course I am, King. Stop pretending this is a practice. if you want to test him, give it your all!
Ichigo: We’re not killing him, he’s important.
Zangetsu: Yeah, yeah, as long as he bleeds, I don’t care.
Ichigo: Guh, Damn you’re fast.
Denji (Chainsaw Man): Yeah, shame that you aren’t, old man!
Ichigo: Old? you’re 5 years older than me, punk.
Denji: But at least I’d quicker than you, you’re damn slow to react.
Ichigo: Only for that time. But You won’t be quick the second time.
Denji (Chainsaw Man): Gotcha!
Ichigo: Tch. you got lucky
Ichigo: Getsuga Tensho!
Denji (Chainsaw Man): Ha! That's more like it!
Akira Fudo: This stopped being friendly three hits ago.
Yoruichi: Only three?
Ichigo: Enough, you have proven your mettle. you seem to be in control of your powers.
Denji (Chainsaw Man): of course I am, why wouldn’t I?
Ichigo: take my word for it as someone with experience, sometimes you’ll lose control. I once never innsynth with Zangetsu in my early days.
Ichigo: in fact, I use to fear him.
Zangetsu: still do, King.
Ichigo: no, I am cautious, big difference.
Zangetsu: sure, King.
Akira Fudo: what Ichigo is saying is that do not take your new power for granted, for it will eventually betray you, like it did to us.
Denji (Chainsaw Man): whatever you say. So when do we eat? All that fighting sure worked up an appetite.
Yoruichi: All right. Who are we hunting next.
Denji: And does the hunt come with food?
Akira Fudo: Please focus.
Ichigo: This is a big one, we’re hunting a gang of Damashigami. Renegade Soul Reapers who kill before a person's time.
Yoruichi: Damashigami, now that brings me back. centuries ago when Soul Society is still solidifying it’s domain. and when not all soul reapers follow the rules
Denji: So… what did they do to earn their bounty?
Yoruichi: They collect the souls and sell them early.
Ichigo: Robbing the mortals of their lives before their time. All to make a quick buck. They are all responsible for every unexpected accidents that occurred.
Ichigo: you ever watch the Final Destination movies?
Denji: No, I don’t even own a television.
Ichigo: your life must’ve sucked, huh?
Denji: Hey!
Yoruichi: the point is, the Damashigami make these accidents happen for they can’t physically harm mortals with a scythe or an awakened Zanpakuto.
Yoruichi: Or soul king forbid, the dreaded Death Notes, but they were discontinued and destroyed after that Kira incident.
Ichigo: So, in layman terms, they cause fatal accidents that kill the mortals so they can harvest their souls.
Akira Fudo: And sell it to highest bidder, demon or angel, all who can pay.
Denji: That is messed up!
Denji: So can we cut them up? I’m so I hung to carve them up like turkeys.
Ichigo: it’d be easy if we round them up and toss them in the clink. the last thing we can’t are complaints from the Soul Society and Heaven.
Ichigo: we got lucky before because we were in a derelict area away from a civilised area.
Denji: you do know you’re boring, right?
Ichigo: I am being careful and responsible, which you should do the same.
Denji: Yeah, Yeah.
Ichigo: so, get yourselves ready, for tonight, we’re going hunting.
