Fox Goddess Courts the Pervy Wannabe
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Story transcript
Tomoko: Oh god, she heard me... she definitely heard me...
Kiara the fox: A goddess, you say? How flattering.
Hina: Tomoko, you really shouldn't call people you just met...
Tomoko: I-It's not what you think! I was just... comparing you to the sacred fox spirits in my dating sims!
Kiara the fox: Dating sims? How interesting. Tell me more about these 'sacred fox spirits.'
Kiara the fox: You know, little human, fox yokai have excellent hearing. Every word.
Tomoko: This is it. I'm going to die. Death by embarrassment. My tombstone will read 'Here lies the perv who called a fox goddess big-boobed.'
Hina: Maybe we should just go...
Kiara the fox: Eight hundred years old, and still getting marriage proposals from schoolgirls. How refreshing.
Tomoko: It wasn't a proposal! I was just... appreciating... your... divine proportions!
Kiara the fox: Divine proportions! Oh, you humans are endlessly entertaining.
Tomoko: I'm going to transfer schools. Maybe countries. Possibly planets.
Hina: This is definitely going on the class group chat...
Kiara the fox: Tell you what, little perv-goddess-worshiper. Visit my shrine this weekend. Bring offerings. We'll discuss your... appreciation.
Tomoko: She called me... little perv-goddess-worshiper... and wants me to visit... what is happening to my life?!
Kiara the fox: Oh, and Tomoko? Bring better snacks than those convenience store rice balls. Even fox spirits have standards.