Fox Goddess Courts the Pervy Wannabe

Tomoko

Oh god, she heard me... she definitely heard me...

Kiara the fox

A goddess, you say? How flattering.

Hina

Tomoko, you really shouldn't call people you just met...

Tomoko

I-It's not what you think! I was just... comparing you to the sacred fox spirits in my dating sims!

Kiara the fox

Dating sims? How interesting. Tell me more about these 'sacred fox spirits.'

Kiara the fox

You know, little human, fox yokai have excellent hearing. Every word.

Tomoko

This is it. I'm going to die. Death by embarrassment. My tombstone will read 'Here lies the perv who called a fox goddess big-boobed.'

Hina

Maybe we should just go...

Kiara the fox

Eight hundred years old, and still getting marriage proposals from schoolgirls. How refreshing.

Tomoko

It wasn't a proposal! I was just... appreciating... your... divine proportions!

Kiara the fox

Divine proportions! Oh, you humans are endlessly entertaining.

Tomoko

I'm going to transfer schools. Maybe countries. Possibly planets.

Hina

This is definitely going on the class group chat...

Kiara the fox

Tell you what, little perv-goddess-worshiper. Visit my shrine this weekend. Bring offerings. We'll discuss your... appreciation.

Tomoko

She called me... little perv-goddess-worshiper... and wants me to visit... what is happening to my life?!

Kiara the fox

Oh, and Tomoko? Bring better snacks than those convenience store rice balls. Even fox spirits have standards.