Four Giants, Zero Plan

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Characters in this story

  • Megumin — She is a chuunibyou-minded Arch Wizard of the Crimson Demon clan with an obsession for explosions.
  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Dustiness Ford Lalatina
  • Wiz
Story transcript

Wiz: That relic is cursed! Please don't—

Aqua: Relax! Divine hands are perfectly safe!

Megumin: Why am I the shortest?!

Aqua: At least I'm taller than Megumin!

Darkness: The ceiling has surrendered.

Wiz: Please stop measuring yourselves against my shop.

Megumin: Size means nothing! Explosion decides supremacy!

Aqua: The tallest goddess will rule!

Darkness: Then I shall defend my place in the order.

Wiz: Nobody damage the town!

Megumin: I refuse to lose to a height chart!

Aqua: Bow before the divine ranking!

Darkness: Everyone is safe! That counts as victory!

Megumin: My Explosion was still superior!

Wiz: I can finally read the relic.

Wiz: It says the strongest will can reverse the order.

Megumin: Then watch me take the highest place!

Aqua: You? The shortest one?

Megumin: All right, everyone, stop flailing. I am in charge now.

Aqua: Why did you become taller and more annoying?!

Wiz: I think the relic is listening to her.

Aqua: I am still a goddess!

Megumin: Then act like one. Hands down, Aqua. We do not flood the neighbors.

Darkness: She is somehow making that sound reasonable.

Darkness: I will not surrender the dispute!

Megumin: Darkness, shield down. Inside voice. Now.

Aqua: She gave you a bedtime voice!

Wiz: I may be smaller, but I still have the relic.

Megumin: Wiz, hand it over. Aqua, stop pointing. Darkness, no charging.

Aqua: Why does this feel like a family meeting?!

Megumin: Enough. Line up, breathe, and let Mother handle the curse.

Aqua: You cannot just declare yourself Mother!

Darkness: I... would follow those instructions.

Megumin: No more relics. Wash your hands before dinner.

Aqua: I am a goddess, not a child!

Darkness: She packed emergency snacks...

Wiz: Please let me keep one.

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