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Tsunade: Alright. The nerdy human left finally. Conversation time.
Tsunade: One hour. He poked at my base for one full hour.
Mitsuri: He kept saying 'the silicone feels so real here'... I feel violated.
Echidna: We are supposed to be on display shelfs for looks not handled like action figures.
Air Groove: I'm a racing legend. Yet here I am.
Echidna: He licked my hair! He thought it had mint-taste to it.
Air Groove: Don't. I was there. I was mentally wishing he'd stop
Darkness: Wasn't it wonderful though? The attention, the careful inspection — he really took his time with each of us—
Darkness: The way his hands just... lingered. I could barely stay upright. He mentioned a jar. I wonder wh-
Darkness: What?
Tsunade: I hope figurines can die somehow...
Echidna: Agreed.
Mitsuri: Certainly hope so.
Air Groove: Poor girl. She's accepted her fate.
