Megumin: Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark...
Lina: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME?
Lina: You little shit, you nearly ended me. What's wrong with you, damned lunatic.
Megumin: But that's the beauty of Explosion magic! The ultimate destructive force!
Megumin: Every day I must cast it or I'll die!
Lina: You're one of those explosion-obsessed weirdos, huh? Fine, let's settle this with magic!
Megumin: (She's challenging me to a duel? Perfect! I'll show her the supreme power of Explosion!)
Amelia: Stop! Fighting isn't the path to justice!
Lina: Amelia, stay the fuck out of this. FIREBALL!!!!
Megumin: (I can't keep up....)
Lina: She collapsed after one spell? What a complete amateur!
Lina: This is what happens when you play with explosion magic, kid. Have a nice afterlife.
Megumin: (I can't move... she's actually going to finish me...)
Amelia: STOP! Justice demands mercy for the mentally unstable!
Lina: Amelia, she's a menace! She almost killed me with that explosion! I doubt she'll stop here. She's too much of a threat to live.
Amelia: Look at her - she's clearly suffering from explosion addiction. It's a recognized magical disorder. (I hope it is. I hate lying, but I have no choice)
Megumin: It's not an addiction! Explosion magic is the ultimate form of art!
Amelia: Art? You call exhausting yourself for one spell that can't even hit a stationary target "art"? I've seen goblins with better aim!
Lina: She's got a point. You've been practicing explosion magic daily and still miss targets ten feet away?
Megumin: Hey, I pride myself on my explosion magic. Its my reason to live.
Lina: Fine. She's your problem now, Amelia. Just keep her away from me before she accidentally blows up something important.
Megumin: (My explosion magic... is it really just a joke?)
Megumin: (They laughed at my explosion magic... I'll show them what it can really do.)
Lina: That explosion girl's probably still crying somewhere. Serves her right for being such a nuisance.
Megumin: (Just one perfect explosion... one shot to silence them forever.)
Amelia: Megumin seemed different yesterday. Where could she—
Megumin: Darkness blacker than black—
Amelia: Megumin, NO!
Lina: What the—
Amelia: Get out of the way Miss Lina...
Megumin: Serves you right. Don't you ever doubt my explosion prowess.
Lina: (Amelia... she pushed me out of the way... took the explosion meant for me...)
Megumin: I'm too tired to move... (I wish I had better aim.)
Lina: You little monster... You killed her. You actually killed Amelia. After she spared you... I will not show you any mercy.
Megumin: I-I didn't mean to! I just wanted to prove my explosion magic was real!
Lina: Darkness beyond twilight... Crimson beyond blood that flows...
Megumin: (Oh no... I don't think I'm coming back from this...) I'm about to get cooked like Drake after K Dot got done with him...
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!
Megumin: (Finally... An explosion that was able to top mine...)
Lina: (Amelia... I avenged you... but what good is it when you're gone?)