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Down to the bone

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Dominans

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BrookBrookSansSansBoneinansBoneinans
Boneinans

Boneinans

Wow. This place is full of dead-end exhibits!

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  • Brook — known as "Soul king" is the ninth member to join the Straw Hat Pirates. Serving as the crew's long-awaited musician and an expert swordsman, he is a living, talking skeleton who balances lighthearted comic relief with immense loyalty and a deeply emotional backstory.
  • Sans
  • Boneinans — An alternate version of dominans who was made the same way but no flesh, no skin, somehow retaining their psi attributes. but they live in a cave. cracking skeleton jokes.
Story transcript

Boneinans: Wow. This place is full of dead-end exhibits!

Sans: heh. finally, a museum with some backbone.

Brook: Yohohoho! I already feel a strong connection to the collection!

Sans: nice jaw. guess you could say he's got a killer bite.

Boneinans: That's not a pun. That's just a fact.

Brook: Then I shall bone up on my technique!

Brook: This exhibit is positively prehistoric! Yohohoho!

Sans: your joke fossilized before it landed.

Boneinans: One bone out of five. I'm feeling generous.

Boneinans: An extra rib? Overqualified.

Brook: A truly rib-tickling specimen!

Sans: we've been here four hours.

Boneinans: Time flies when you're having a bone voyage.

Brook: Then let us make one grand final pun!

Boneinans: This joke has a lot of backbone!

Sans: and absolutely no brain.

Brook: What do you call a skeleton who will not stop singing? A deadbeat!

Sans: hey, it's spelled "disturbing."

Boneinans: They were not bone to spell.

Brook: Perhaps they fear our grave wit!

Brook: They ask us to keep our jokes outside. Excellent!

Sans: heh. looks like we got the cold shoulder.

Boneinans: Good. I was getting museum fatigue.

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