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Divine Garage Sale

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5655poolo

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AquaAquaKazuma SatouKazuma SatouEmiliaEmiliaNatsuki SubaruNatsuki SubaruAi HayasakaAi HayasakaVictoria D ClaireVictoria D Claire
Aqua

Aqua

Kazuma, guess what!

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Characters in this story

  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Kazuma Satou
  • Emilia
  • Natsuki Subaru — Hes broken beyound repair! Dispite his curse return by death, he eventually masters his trauma (painfully) and uses it to prevent future problems! to others. He's a wise man. To himself? Hes breaking down with each death!
  • Ai Hayasaka
  • Victoria D Claire — The goddess of giants
Story transcript

Aqua: Kazuma, guess what!

Kazuma: Why are you smiling like that?

Kazuma: If you're pregnant again, I swear to you, I'm giving you an abortion!

Aqua: What?! It's not that!

Aqua: I'm having a garage sale! I'm selling the divine stuff from my closed church!

Kazuma: You can't sell holy relics like old furniture!

Subaru: You actually sell divine stuff here?

Emilia: This little bell is pretty.

Hayasaka: I found something practical.

Hayasaka: We'll buy this.

Aqua: Finally! A customer!

Victoria D Claire: Sorry about the fall.

Subaru: That was a person.

Hayasaka: Technically, yes.

Kazuma: There goes my retirement funds.