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Destroying Nihilism

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Kazuma SatouKazuma SatouKefka PalazzoKefka PalazzoSquidwardSquidwardRick SanchezRick SanchezVexVex
Kefka

Kefka

Many people ask me, "Why do you destroy everything, Kefka?"

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Characters in this story

  • Kazuma Satou
  • Kefka Palazzo — The main antagonist of Final Fantasy VI. The court mage of the Gestahlian Empire, Kefka was their first experimental Magitek Knight, giving him the ability to use magic. However, the process wasn't yet perfected & the infusion damaged Kefka's mind, turning him into a maniacal harlequin.
  • Squidward — “We serve food here sir…”
  • Rick Sanchez — Rick views the universe as a vast, meaningless void. He fills his time by dragging his anxious grandson, Morty Smith, on dangerous interdimensional adventures.
  • Vex
Story transcript

Kefka: Many people ask me, "Why do you destroy everything, Kefka?"

Kefka: So I reply, "Why destroying nothing if everything's going to disappear someday anyway?"

Vex: It's because the only meaning of life is death.

Kefka: Hey, get lost. This is MY nihilist spot.

Rick Sanchez: Not yours anymore, pal. Everyone comes here now to do the whole "complaining nihilist" bit.

Kefka: Know what? Screw it. I'm destroying this place too.