Denji: The hell is this place? Smells like burnt hair and old socks.
Akira Fudo: Keep walking.
Denji: HEY! You can't just lock me up! I didn't do anything!
Yoruichi: Relax, chainsaw boy. It's temporary.
Yoruichi: Ichigo. Get Belphagor down here. We need a proper diagnosis.
Ichigo: the sloth sin? why her?
Yoruichi: You didn’t know? Belphagor’s in charge of hell medical care. She’s also the Director of Medical and pharmaceuticals.
Yoruichi: She may appear and act lazy, but her medial skill would put Captain Unohana’s to shame.
Ichigo: That… is news to me. alright then. I’ll bring her in.
Belphagor: ...You woke me up for this? This better be worth my time.
Akira Fudo: Oh trust me, Lady Bel. this is worth waking up for. we have a hybrid here.
Belphagor: Oh?
Belphagor: Hmm... interesting. There's something fused to his heart. Not possession… no this is something else.
Belphagor: Yes… of course! This human endured perfect Symbiosis with the chainsaw devil. Pochita willingly fused with him, extraordinary.
Denji: Hey, watch the hands, lady...
Belphagor: He's a hybrid. Confirmed.
Ichigo: so what, he’s not like you, Akira?
Akira Fudo: No
Akira Fudo: A Devilman is a human possessed, but our human will dominates. This kid's different.
Akira Fudo: He's a hanyou. A Devil Hybrid. The devil didn't take him over... it became part of him. though it muddles the human’s mind and soul.
Akira Fudo: leaving them unstable and completely mad.
Belphagor: can I go home now?
Akira Fudo: Cambions are born that way. Half-demon blood from birth. But hanyou like him? They were human first. Then something changed them forever.
Denji: ...So what am I, then? Good or bad?
Ichigo: It’s not that simple, bud. no matter the intentions of what you become. you’ll always be a monster.
Denji: Ok… what got you in a shitty mood?
Yoruichi: pay him no mind, he’s homesick. he has to clean up a mess me made in hell long ago.
Denji: What did he do?
Ichigo: Yoruichi…
Yoruichi: He accidentally broke the gates of Hell which caused the a massive breakout, letting loose hundreds among hundred of demons and sinners free.
Denji: Ha ha ha ha, oh man, what a moron! Ha Ha Ha!
Ichigo: Grr, can we just book this catch over with and let the reapers throw him in Tartarus?
Yoruichi: We need to wait for the word from the big guy for that to happen.
Yoruichi: And speak of the devil
Reapers: Ichigo Kurosaki, Lord Satan demand your attention at the throne room.
Ichigo: First day on the job and already being called by the big boss himself.
Ichigo: *sigh* lead the way
Satan: Ichigo Kurosaki, thank you for coming.
Ichigo: not like I’ve much of a choice. so what’s up?
Satan: off the record, you need to learn some respect when you’re presented to one of the 7 Sins, boy. especially around me.
Ichigo: dully noted
Satan: officially, I am informed about your first bounty being a devil hybrid. very inconvenient to hear.
Ichigo: the news is new to me… lord satan.
Satan: indeed, and it would make things more complicated if so just go and toss a living mortal in the depths of Tartarus just because of his hybridisation.
Satan: sure he’s no saint due to his perversity, acts of violence and hanging around an bad crowd.
Satan: but thanks to Charlie’s redemption program, which also resulted in heaven updating their judicial system, he hardly qualifies as a sinner.
Ichigo: So what now?
Satan: Now, after careful consideration with Lucifer, we have decided to recruit him in your bounty hunter team. after all, he is also paying a debt.
Satan: but to me instead of the yakuza he was formerly paying to.
Ichigo: What did you do?
Satan: Just when you were tossing that hybrid in the clink, I payed a visit to his Yakuza debtors and… negotiated in exchanging the boy’s debts to me.
Ichigo: Did you kill them?
Satan: Hell no, but they’ll wish I did after that I did to them. HA HA HA HAHAHA!!!
Satan: Now go, tell the boy the news about his new employment.
Ichigo: seriously, how far am I being punished for my misfortune. This is going to end bad.
