Waterbreath: Tonight’s question: who’s the most sexually attractive person in this studio?
Trouble-sensei: We are NOT reducing this to a shouting match.
Stickman: Too late. I buzzed in with my entire body.
Dominans: Begin. I wore the good hoodie.
Waterbreath: Black tee. Black jeans. Zero wasted motion.
Trouble-sensei: That is a uniform, not a personality.
Stickman: My outfit is mostly a line. That’s minimalist.
Dominans: The sleeves are doing more work than all three of you.
Waterbreath: I have charm, cheekbones, and a tragic amount of confidence and a large c—
Trouble-sensei: A LARGE CENSOR STREAK! Are you trying to get us cancelled?!
Waterbreath: That is called range.
Trouble-sensei: Attractiveness begins with tailoring, posture, and self-control.
Waterbreath: You just posed.
Trouble-sensei: I was demonstrating a theorem!
Dominans: The theorem is wearing well.
Stickman: I am a blank canvas.
Trouble-sensei: You are a white circle with a black body!
Stickman: Exactly. Mystery.
Waterbreath: The cape is not helping.
Dominans: I have had six centuries to perfect a look.
Waterbreath: You are tiny and terrifying.
Dominans: Both can be attractive.
Trouble-sensei: Stop taking notes on us.
Waterbreath: Charisma!
Trouble-sensei: Refinement!
Stickman: Comedic timing!
Dominans: Survivability.
Waterbreath: That is not a category!
Dominans: It is when you are judging me.
Dominans: No winner. The system lacked taste. I guess it's a tie.
Stickman: I voted for the audience.
Trouble-sensei: There is no audience!
Waterbreath: Then who has been laughing?
