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Sonic

Team Sonic 2.0 is assembled! We're gonna save the world at Mach speed!

Kick Buttowski

Hold up, blue boy! This is MY stunt crew! I called dibs while backflipping off Brianna's piano!

Stan Marsh

Oh great. I'm stuck in another superhero team-up with people who think physics is a suggestion.

Ranma-chan

Save the world? I just wanted directions to the nearest hot spring. This is already worse than Ryoga's map-reading.

Kick Buttowski

Extreme stunts beat speed any day! Watch me ollie over this crater!

Sonic

You're on, helmet-head! Loser buys chilidogs for everyone!

Stan Marsh

Please tell me someone brought health insurance.

Stan Marsh

Wait—where's the actual threat we're supposed to fight?

Ranma-chan

Oh, I found the villain. It's called 'cold water.' One splash and this whole team becomes a magical girl squad.

Sonic

Heh, funny story—I'm actually allergic to teamwork-induced gender swaps.

Kick Buttowski

Aw, biscuits...

Stan Marsh

Hey Kyle? Remember when I said things couldn't get weirder than the time we fought a giant Barbara Streisand? Hold my beer.