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DAPOPOBEFASTONYOASS

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tepito89

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SonicSonicRanma Saotome (Female Form)Ranma Saotome (Female Form)Kick ButtowskiKick ButtowskiStan MarshStan Marsh
Sonic

Sonic

Team Sonic 2.0 is assembled! We're gonna save the world at Mach speed!

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  • Sonic — Sonic is an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog capable of running at supersonic speeds. Created by Sega in 1991 as its flagship mascot, he travels the world to save defenseless animals and protect the powerful Chaos Emeralds from the ambitions of the evil scientist Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.
  • Ranma Saotome (Female Form)
  • Kick Buttowski — ladies and gentlemen, behold the world's greatest daredevil: Kick Buttowski!
  • Stan Marsh — "dude! That kicks ass!"
Story transcript

Sonic: Team Sonic 2.0 is assembled! We're gonna save the world at Mach speed!

Kick Buttowski: Hold up, blue boy! This is MY stunt crew! I called dibs while backflipping off Brianna's piano!

Stan Marsh: Oh great. I'm stuck in another superhero team-up with people who think physics is a suggestion.

Ranma-chan: Save the world? I just wanted directions to the nearest hot spring. This is already worse than Ryoga's map-reading.

Kick Buttowski: Extreme stunts beat speed any day! Watch me ollie over this crater!

Sonic: You're on, helmet-head! Loser buys chilidogs for everyone!

Stan Marsh: Please tell me someone brought health insurance.

Stan Marsh: Wait—where's the actual threat we're supposed to fight?

Ranma-chan: Oh, I found the villain. It's called 'cold water.' One splash and this whole team becomes a magical girl squad.

Sonic: Heh, funny story—I'm actually allergic to teamwork-induced gender swaps.

Kick Buttowski: Aw, biscuits...

Stan Marsh: Hey Kyle? Remember when I said things couldn't get weirder than the time we fought a giant Barbara Streisand? Hold my beer.

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