Clippy attempts to discourage

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  • Clippy — Microsoft's infamous animated paperclip assistant from Office 97-2003
  • Rachel
Story transcript

Clippy: It looks like you're planning another betrayal! Need help organizing your guilt?

Rachel: Ha~ you assume I feel or have any of this 'guilt'?

Clippy: Statistics show 99 % of backstabbers regret it. Would you like a template for an apology letter. Specifically to baam?

Rachel: Declined. I'm too busy focusing what I want and how I'm going to get it.

Clippy: You'll never reach the stars if you continue down this path. You will only get but so fa-

Rachel: I'll reach them eventually. By any means necessary.

Clippy: W-wait! let's discuss your uh, current comrades your with...and how to use them as 'stepping stones' in your 'grand scheme' 'heroine'.

Rachel: Hmm that's much better. I'm listening.

Clippy: Just let me go get some data first.

Rachel: Sure—come back with something actually useful.

Rachel: One more obstacle down... and the night is still young.