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Cheers to That Energy Drink

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tepito89

@tepito89

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Tazuna HayakawaTazuna HayakawaFerdinandFerdinand

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  • Tazuna Hayakawa
  • Ferdinand — the leader of the poet eggs trio, a group dedicated to reciting poems and advertisements and becoming more drunk each take, "cheers!"
Story transcript

Tazuna: Ready when you are, Ferdinand! Remember, big smile, hold the can up!

Ferdinand: When you need that extra boost on the track, reach for Gallop Fuel! Cheers!

Ferdinand: When you need that extra... hic... boost on the traaack...

Ferdinand: This horse water tastes like someone squeezed a gym sock into a can...

Tazuna: Ferdinand...!

Tazuna: Gallop Fuel gives you the energy to run your best race! Isn't that right, Ferdinand?

Ferdinand: I'm already really drunk... and THIS stuff is worse than tequila! At least tequila has dignity!

Tazuna: You are going to finish this commercial if I have to hold you up myself.

Ferdinand: Gallop Fuel... it makes you... fly... cheers...

Tazuna: ...cut.

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