Chaos Bench: Norman’s Thigh Apology Backfires

Norman the God of Gooning

M-Miss Najimi, about last Tuesday—

Najimi

Oh. You again.

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Order! Order in the infinite court!

Norman the God of Gooning

A restraining order?! But I just wanted to—

Najimi

500-kilometer radius. Violate it and I'll introduce you to Skill #8,001: Testicular Torsion.

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She's creative. I like her.

Norman the God of Gooning

It was Bill Cipher! He shoved me! I swear on my body-pillow collection!

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Off you pop to the Chaos Dimension—no lawyers, only literal court jesters!

Najimi

Bring me back his screams as an MP3.

Norman the God of Gooning

At least the view's nic—AAAAH! WHY IS EVERYTHING MY HIGH-SCHOOL YEARBOOK PHOTO?!

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Complimentary ego demolition included!

Najimi

Skill #12 quadrillion: outsourcing revenge to chaos spirits.