Chaos Bench: Norman’s Thigh Apology Backfires
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Characters in this story
- Najimi Ajimu
- Discord — The spirit of Chaos and Dysharmany of My Little Pony
- Norman the God of Gooning
Story transcript
Norman the God of Gooning: M-Miss Najimi, about last Tuesday—
Najimi: Oh. You again.
Discord: Order! Order in the infinite court!
Norman the God of Gooning: A restraining order?! But I just wanted to—
Najimi: 500-kilometer radius. Violate it and I'll introduce you to Skill #8,001: Testicular Torsion.
Discord: She's creative. I like her.
Norman the God of Gooning: It was Bill Cipher! He shoved me! I swear on my body-pillow collection!
Discord: Off you pop to the Chaos Dimension—no lawyers, only literal court jesters!
Najimi: Bring me back his screams as an MP3.
Norman the God of Gooning: At least the view's nic—AAAAH! WHY IS EVERYTHING MY HIGH-SCHOOL YEARBOOK PHOTO?!
Discord: Complimentary ego demolition included!
Najimi: Skill #12 quadrillion: outsourcing revenge to chaos spirits.