Deadpool: Alright, team! Welcome to Deadpool's Unconventional Demon Slaying Training Camp!
Deadpool: Today we'll be teaching our colorful equine friends how to channel their inner lumberjack!
Pinkie Pie: Oooh! I've never had a chainsaw face before! It makes a funny brrr-brrr noise when I sneeze!
Pinkie Pie: Does this mean I can cut cake super fast now? Because that would be AMAZING!
Fluttershy: Um... are you sure this is safe? My little chainsaw friend seems... sharp.
Fluttershy: I don't want to hurt anyone... unless they're really, really bad demons?
Denji: It's all about commitment! Just pull your cord and VROOOOM!
Denji: Think about something that gets your blood pumping! For me, it's... well, nevermind what it is for me.
Sweetie Belle: I CAN'T CONTROL IT! HELP! IS THIS GOING TO BE MY SPECIAL TALENT?!
Hayakawa Aki: I can't believe this is happening. We're entrusting the fate of humanity to cartoon ponies with chainsaws.
Hayakawa Aki: And why is Wade Wilson even here? He's not from our universe either.
Power: HA! I taught the pink one everything she knows! Power is the BEST mentor!
Power: Who knew ponies could be so bloodthirsty! I like them!
Pochita: Nyan?
Fluttershy: Oh my goodness, you're the cutest little chainsaw devil I've ever seen! Yes you are! Would you like to come to my cottage for tea?
