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Hecatia: ...I want you to know that I am a goddess of hell. I have dominion over three worlds. I could unmake this building with a thought.
Byakuren: Yes. And I have spent centuries cultivating inner peace. Centuries, Hecatia.
Hecatia: And yet here we are. In matching outfits. Being ogled at by humans.
Byakuren: All because they somehow managed to gather blackmail on us, I suspect yukari was involved..
Reisen: My ears won't go back up. I've tried. They've just... given up.
Marisa: Relax! We just carry food around. How bad can it be, ze?
Reisen: That man over there just called me 'bunny girl' and asked if I come with the meal.
Marisa: ...Okay but that's a little funny though.
Reisen: MARISA.
Hecatia: Let me make sure I understand this correctly. You're telling me that if we don't work your little restaurant... you'll release that information to ALL of Gensokyo.
Byakuren: The document has dates, locations, and witness statements. It's... remarkably thorough.
Hecatia: We could destroy this entire village in six seconds.
Byakuren: We could. But that would make us the villains. And I refuse to give them the satisfaction.
Hecatia: ...Fine. But I am not smiling.
Hecatia: Don't look at them. Do not make eye contact. Just walk. Deliver the food. Walk away.
Reisen: The one on the left keeps winking at me. He's winked four times. I counted.
Hecatia: Do not engage. You engage, they think it's an invitation.
Reisen: He just called me 'gorgeous.' Out loud. In front of everyone.
Hecatia: Keep walking, Reisen. Keep. Walking.
Byakuren: All sentient beings deserve compassion. All sentient beings deserve compassion. All sentient beings deserve—
Marisa: You okay? You've been muttering to yourself for like ten minutes.
Byakuren: I am maintaining my spiritual equilibrium, Marisa. Does it not bother you at all? The staring? The comments?
Marisa: I mean, people stare at me all the time when I fly over the village, ze. I just figured they like my hat.
Byakuren: ...Your hat. Yes. Surely it is the hat.
Marisa: Table four wants the spicy wings! Said they're really enjoying the atmosphere, ze! Very friendly bunch!
Hecatia: (I hate it here.)
Marisa: They tipped me too! Said I have a great personality. Humans are surprisingly nice when you get to know 'em!
Hecatia: Marisa. They are not staring at your personality.
Reisen: I'm used to being a servant in eientei, but this is just degrading.
Hecatia: I have been quietly calculating the structural weak points of this building since the moment we walked in.
Reisen: We agreed no violence. Byakuren made us promise. It's literally her job at the temple to keep peace.
Hecatia: It's not violence. It's a controlled demolition. For safety reasons.
Reisen: ...How many more hours do we have left?
Hecatia: Six. We have six hours left until we can go make complaints to yukari about this.
Marisa: Guys, guys! Table seven left us a note. They wrote 'best Hooters experience ever' and drew little stars on it, ze!
Byakuren: Marisa..
Marisa: Oh, and they're asking if we're here every week! Should I tell them yes?
Byakuren: Marisa. I need you to stop talking now. I am very close to breaking a vow and it won't be my fault if you become collateral in the process.
Marisa: Close to what?
Byakuren: Violence is going to be on the menu 'very soon.'
