Black lemongrabs 🍋
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Lemongrab — Unacceptable.
- Finn Mertens — Finns his name, dealing with rejection & defeating baddies is his game!
Story transcript
Lemongrab: BEHOLD, FINN THE HUMAN—A SUB-SPECIES OF BLACK LEMONS! PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM NEVER MENTIONED TO ME!
Finn Mertens: Uh...black lemongrabs?
Lemongrab: THEIR DARKNESS IS UNACCEPTABLE—A STAIN ON THE VERY CONCEPT OF LEMON! WHAT EVEN IS A BLACK LEMON?
Finn Mertens: Sounds kinda racist, Lemongrab.
Finn Mertens: Different color doesn’t mean wrong—just… different.
Lemongrab: B-but sour law states UNIFORMITY EQUALS ORDER!
Finn Mertens: Your law’s outdated, man. Try being less sour about it? Literally.
Lemongrab: I… I had not considered palate expansion. I only thought there was only yellow lemons.
Finn Mertens: Walk with me. Let’s meet these black lemons—they might actually turn out to be pretty chill.
Lemongrab: I suppose... FIRST IMPRESSIONS matter before judging.
Lemongrab: LEAD THE WAY!
Finn Mertens: Yo! Black Lemons! We come in peace—
Lemongrab: Finn, their citroid faces look like they're plotting CITRUSCIDE.
Black Lemongrab #1: This here's Black Lemon territory, pale boy.
Black Lemongrab #2: And we don't do brunch with pasty sour-balls.
Finn Mertens: Okay, maybe they're more… protective than I thought—
Lemongrab: PROTECTIVE? THEY'RE ABOUT TO TURN US INTO LEMONADE!
Black Lemongrab #1: Time to pulp the intruders.
Lemongrab: RETREAT IS ACCEPTABLE!
Finn Mertens: Dude—*hff*—we coulda talked—
Lemongrab: YOU CAN'T TALK IF YOUR DEAD!!!
Lemongrab: THAT, FINN THE HUMAN, WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER BELIEVE YOU!
Finn Mertens: Eh. Least we tried?