bide your time, lie in wait
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Characters in this story
- Yuyuko Saigyouji
- Eric Cartman — Respect his autoritah!
- Gunther Magnunson — Kick Buttowski's Best friend
- Elma Joui
Story transcript
Elma Joui: That's... that's the last one...
Eric Cartman: Back off, hippie! I saw it first!
Gunther Magnunson: Guys, maybe we could split it three ways?
Yuyuko: Oh my, such passion for a simple pastry...
Elma Joui: I NEED IT! I've been hunting cream bread for centuries!
Eric Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home with that cream puff!
Gunther Magnunson: Actually... I haven't eaten anything weird today...
Elma Joui: NOOOOO! Don't you dare!
Eric Cartman: You fatass! That's MY diabetes trigger!
Yuyuko: Mmm... death by cream puff... how poetic.
Elma Joui: My... my cream bread... gone...
Eric Cartman: Dude... she literally ate death...
Yuyuko: Oh look, now it's haunting me! Much more entertaining than eating it.
Elma Joui: She... she doesn't even appreciate it...
Eric Cartman: Whatever! I'm ordering Korean BBQ and none of you are invited!