Headmistress Holbrooke: Today, we mourn the loss of one of our most beloved teachers, Chariot Du Noir, known to us as Professor Ursula.
Akko: She was right there...This is all my fault! Me and my stupid ideas!
Amanda: Give her a minute.
Diana: I know. I know.
Yunyun: I can't believe she's gone...
Megumin: Why is Yunyun crying?! Those are the fakest tears I’ve ever seen!
Headmistress Holbrooke: Would anyone like to say a few words? Please raise your hand.
Yunyun: I would!
Yunyun: Thank you, Headmistress. My fellow students, I was only here a short time, but I learned that Ursula was one of a kind. She inspired all of us.
Yunyun: But Ursula wasn’t the only one I wanted to speak about. The rumors about Akko and me are true. Atsuko Kagari is my girlfriend!
Yunyun: So, if you would be so kind... I'd like to mourn this horrific tragedy with her! She needs emotional support after all!