Momo: Uh...Hello..So you’re Megumin, is that right?!
Zombie Megumin: Grrrrrr...
Zombie Megumin: Grrrrrrr!
Momo: I already told you I'm sorry! What do you want from us?! It’s almost like I’m talking to Evil Eye!
Seiko: I don't think she can talk, kid.
Ghost Megumin: Yeah! Don't look at my corpse! I'm right here! Don’t be rude!
Momo: First things first, how the hell did this happen?
Momo: Shouldn't you be in the afterlife already? You can't haunt people, let alone your own sister! How petty are you!
Ghost Megumin: You obviously don't know the absolute shit show I've been through.
Ghost Megumin: Fine! I'll tell you my tragic tale. When I'm done, we'll see if you're still singing that tune!
Megumin: Akko, get behind me! Yunyun, I won’t let you hurt her. I will fight until my dying breath before you get anywhere close to her! And that’s a promise!
Akko: Megumin!
Momo: What?! This Yunyun chick murdered you, gutted out your heart, and you were protecting a witch named Akko? Why?!
Seiko: Huh. That's a lot to unpack.
Ghost Megumin: Because I lo...care about her.
Seiko: Whatever the reason, we'll get your ticker back. I'm no Blue Fairy, but I'll make you a real boy again. That’s for damn sure! Are you in Momo?
Momo: Count me in! I’m going to kick that Yunyun bitch’s teeth in!
Ghost Megumin: Oh, thank you! I don't know how I'll ever repay you!
Seiko: No payment is necessary, just promise me that you won’t waste your second chance of life. You got that?