Akko: Megumin, this weekend needs more magic!
Megumin: Then we dedicate it to the sacred art of chaos!
Amanda O'Neill: I’ll watch the hall. Try not to explode the school.
Hannah England: Why is this potion fizzing?
Barbara Parker: Because you picked the weird one.
Akko: Now!
Megumin: Behold, the Hat of Unwanted Fabulousness!
Akko: This isn’t the right flask!
Megumin: Wrong flask? No. An unexpected battlefield!
Amanda O'Neill: I am never volunteering again!
Hannah England: You two!
Barbara Parker: Better Run!
Akko: To the library!
Megumin: A tactical retreat!
Akko: Okay, tiny voice!
Megumin: The silence potion begins!
Diana: I am going to pretend I heard none of that.
Diana: I find this appalling.
Megumin: Your smile disagrees.
Diana: It does not.
Hannah England: One last prank. Make it good.
Barbara Parker: And no half-sized explosions.
Megumin: At last, critics with standards!
Akko: We made a quiet one!
Megumin: Best weekend ever! I didn’t know you were that bad, Akko. I love it! You’re one hell of a trouble maker! I salute you!
Akko: Hmph! You’re too kind! All in a day’s work!
Diana: You Two need to please quiet down! Especially you darling,you have to- pffft….HAHAHA! Oh sweet Beatrix, I can’t!!!