Akko: Diana! What are you doing here?! Yunyun could have caught you!
Diana: That vile woman can’t keep me from the girl I love!
Amanda: You should’ve seen it. She was eating her own hair and eye fuckin’ you all day! She locked like a bitch in heat!
Megumin: God damn, Akko, who knew you were in a harem? I might start falling for you. Kazuma has nothing on your game! No wonder Yunyun wants you! Kagari rizz!
Akko: DIANA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS! AND SCREW ANDREW!!!
Diana: Atsuko Kagari, you certainly can make a girl feel special!
Megumin: Okay, let’s get down to business. Akko, you saw Aqua trapped in Yunyun’s room?
Akko: Yeah. She said she murdered one of my own kind. My guess is Professor Ursula.
Megumin: Ha! I knew it. “Potion accident,” my ass!
Amanda: How do we reach her without being detected?
Megumin: Oh hell no!
Akko: You’re the only one who knows her best. Plus, you owe me for messing up my hair!
Megumin: Fine!
Akko: I’d like to see Ursula first. I have to get something off my chest!
Diana: Of course, darling.