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Beach Troubles

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Trouble_Verse

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Trouble-senseiTrouble-senseiKanae KochoKanae Kochokanaekanae
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kanae

The breeze, the waves, the sun... isn't it all just perfect, sensei?

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Characters in this story

  • Trouble-sensei — Trouble-sensei is based on a forgotten secondary character from the To Love-Ru series called Professor Takahashi (高橋). He received the nickname Trouble because that word is his catchphrase; he is a comically serious man who is always widening his eyes in anger and pouting.
  • Kanae Kocho — The Flower Hashira, Shinobu's beloved older sister. Gentle, kind, and dreaming of peace between humans and demons.
  • kanae — a belowed hashira, now turned to dust
Story transcript

kanae: The breeze, the waves, the sun... isn't it all just perfect, sensei?

Trouble-sensei: Sand in my shoes. Salt in my eyes. Trouble everywhere I look. I hate beaches.

kanae: Ehhh? But why, sensei? The beach is so lovely... what's there to hate?

Trouble-sensei: Why?! Because the ocean is a revolting soup of fish urine! Freezing cold water against a scalding sun — pick a temperature, nature!

Trouble-sensei: Sand! It infiltrates IMPOSSIBLE places, flies like a belt sander, seasons your lunch, and glues itself to you! You become a human breaded cutlet!

Trouble-sensei: The shoreline is a minefield! Broken glass, crabs with anger issues, jellyfish burns, larvae, insects...

Trouble-sensei: Deafening speakers! Seagull GANGS! No bathrooms! Robbery prices! And the salt air is eating my glasses as we SPEAK!

kanae: Wait, wait... I have a good reason for you not to hate the beach so much.

Trouble-sensei: Son of a... Beach...