Artistic Explosions Meet Uchiha Tensions

Deidara

Art is an explosion, un! This will be my greatest masterpiece yet!

Sasuke

It's a clay butterfly. How original.

Deidara

It's not just a butterfly - it's a metaphor for the fleeting nature of existence!

Konan

Deidara, are you corrupting children with your 'art philosophy' again?

Deidara

It's not corruption when they need enlightenment!

Sasuke

What are you doing here?

Itachi

Observing. Your artistic education seems... unconventional.

Deidara

Wait, wait - this is supposed to be an art lesson, not family therapy! Un!

Konan

Too late. The Uchiha family drama has already contaminated the creative energy.

Sasuke

At least my brother appreciates real art. This looks like a blindfolded raccoon made it.

Deidara

Take that back! My art is-

Konan

-clearly an acquired taste. Like watching two cats fight over who gets to knock over the same vase.