Arasaka's Worst Day

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Characters in this story

  • Lucy — A skilled netrunner with a mysterious past who becomes David's love interest in Cyberpunk: Edgerunne
  • Johnny Silverhand
  • Inferno Cop — "I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole... INFERUNO COPPU!"
Story transcript

Lucy: ...I'm in. David... I'll finish this.

Lucy: ...You're not supposed to be here.

Johnny: Neither are you. But here we are, two ghosts in Arasaka's closet.

Johnny: You handle the legwork. I'll be your eyes inside. Smooth and clean.

Lucy: ...Fine. Don't get in my way.

Johnny: Third beam's on a four-second cycle. You've got a window in... now.

Lucy: ...I see it.

Inferno Cop: I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole... INFERUNO COPPU!!

Inferno Cop: ARASAKA!! Your tax evasion ends HERE!!

Lucy: ...What.

Johnny: ...What the fuck is that.

Inferno Cop: This vending machine was distributing funds to SOUTHERN CROSS!!

Johnny: Holy shit. I think I'm in love.

Lucy: ...This wasn't the plan.

Inferno Cop: Justice doesn't need a plan. Justice only needs... A GUN.

Lucy: ...I'm going to die in here.

Johnny: Hey officer. Vault's down the hall. Big crime energy. Very suspicious.

Inferno Cop: ...I can smell the crime from here. UNDERSTOOD.

Johnny: Go get 'em, champ.

Lucy: WAIT!! That's MY—

Inferno Cop: This server... is under arrest.

Inferno Cop: ...Case closed.

Johnny: ...It's done.

Lucy: ...I hate this city.

Inferno Cop: NEXT CASE!! A JAYWALKER ON 5TH STREET!! JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS!!