An average DnD session

Welt Yang

You three sit in the Broken Wyvern tavern as you all notice a hooded figure and-

Trailblazer

I immediately challenge the barkeep to an arm-wrestling contest!

Welt Yang

Hold on, I haven't even finish what I said...

Battle Mage

While they wrestle, I'll start throwing my chaser orbs at people!

Welt Yang

Battle Mage, you need to roll an action for that to happen. I already told you about it TEN TIMES.

Shadow Dancer

Does the hooded figure have a purse or a wallet? If so I roll to steal.

Welt Yang

Ugh... Could you guys focus on what the hooded figure wants to say?

Trailblazer

Mr. Yang! I rolled a seven, could you tell me what my strength stat is?

Battle Mage

You have your character sheet, right? Don't tell me you ate it or something...

Shadow Dancer

Hoho~! A nat twenty. That means I get their gold without them noticing.

Welt Yang

I- I haven't even say you should start a roll yet!!

Battle Mage

I'm bored now... Gonna blow up the tavern with my chaser orbs!

Trailblazer

Uh... Mr. Yang, still wanna know my strength stat. I kinda ate my character sheet...

Welt Yang

You know what?! The hooded figure was carrying cursed coins. Whoever possesses them becomes the new villain.

Trailblazer

Mr. Yang, could you at least tell me what strength stat does the barkeep have...??

Battle Mage

Wait. If she's the bad guy now, can I fight her?