A New Year's Meal
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Characters in this story
- Reimu Hakurei
- Dante — "This party's gettin' CUHRAYZEE! LET'S ROCK!"
- Shouta Aizawa
- Azula
Story transcript
Reimu: I was supposed to crack it gently, right? Not...launch it like a projectile?
Aizawa: It's a New-Year hot-pot, not a danmaku duel.
Dante: Relax, princess. Worst case, we fish the shell out and call it extra calcium.
Azula: Allow the Fire Nation to assist. Controlled heat, zero eggshells.
Reimu: Controlled? Your definition terrifies me.
Dante: Smells edible. I'll test for poison—
Aizawa: Your Quirk isn't poison resistance.
Dante: Details.
Azula: Scared a simple firebender ruined your precious harmony?
Aizawa: No. Just verifying my students never swapped the mackerel with plastic.
Reimu: Taste test complete! Zero curses detected.
Dante: Define zero.
Azula: To unlikely alliances and overcooked eggs.
Aizawa: Next year I'm ordering pizza.
Reimu: Tradition says we slurp noodles at midnight for luck—no takeout loopholes.
Dante: Then somebody better start twirling.