A New Year's Meal
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Reimu
I was supposed to crack it gently, right? Not...launch it like a projectile?
Aizawa
It's a New-Year hot-pot, not a danmaku duel.
Dante
Relax, princess. Worst case, we fish the shell out and call it extra calcium.
Azula
Allow the Fire Nation to assist. Controlled heat, zero eggshells.
Reimu
Controlled? Your definition terrifies me.
Dante
Smells edible. I'll test for poison—
Aizawa
Your Quirk isn't poison resistance.
Dante
Details.
Azula
Scared a simple firebender ruined your precious harmony?
Aizawa
No. Just verifying my students never swapped the mackerel with plastic.
Reimu
Taste test complete! Zero curses detected.
Dante
Define zero.
Azula
To unlikely alliances and overcooked eggs.
Aizawa
Next year I'm ordering pizza.
Reimu
Tradition says we slurp noodles at midnight for luck—no takeout loopholes.
Dante
Then somebody better start twirling.
