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A bit of Toilet humor. ( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° ) Hue, hue, hue

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MeannyKitty

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Anetta the Saintess

Anetta the Saintess

Goddess Alphosis… I beg pardon, but even Your saints have… urgent mortal needs.

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  • Anetta the Saintess — One of my D&D charaters. I use her to play fun little battles against various creatures, both official and those I made. For silly little storys/adventures. Ever played SOlo D&D 5e? I have, because I need some friends... :(
  • Toilet — This is not merely a toilet; it is a Ceramic Oracle of Hygeia, a triumph of Euclidean geometry I er decades of being sat on and flushed and a standing monument to the Western civilization's eternal struggle to make water flow uphill.
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Anetta the Saintess: Goddess Alphosis… I beg pardon, but even Your saints have… urgent mortal needs.

Anetta the Saintess: No impurities… no stench… it's cleaner than the cathedral's baptismal font…

Toilet: Fear not, holy cheeks. Destiny has flushed you my way.

Anetta the Saintess: Did—did the relic just speak?

Anetta the Saintess: If thou art a demon of mockery, I shall smite thee mid-stream.

Toilet: I only devour that which the world rejects. Proceed, Saintess—release your burdens.

Anetta the Saintess: I—I feel… lighter. Yet… unclothed of shame. What sorcery—

Toilet: Cleansing is my miracle. Paper costs extra.

Anetta the Saintess: By this handle I swear: you shall accompany me. A saint needs a sanctuary on the road.

Toilet: Then let us ride, holy cheeks. Adventure awaits—and I've seen enough sh—

Anetta the Saintess: Finish that sentence and I leave you to the cultists' leftovers.