Zhongli and Sebastian had a talk at コンビニ
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Zhongli: Sebastian, I must admit this modern method of acquiring sustenance is quite fascinating.
Zhongli: The efficiency of commerce without physical exchange of currency in person.
Sebastian: Indeed, Master Zhongli. Though I must say, the quality standards leave much to be desired.
Sebastian: Shall I place our order now?
Zhongli: Welcome to enlightenment! Instead of fries, have you considered the emptiness of material desires?
Zhongli: True nourishment comes from within, not from processed meat products.
Sebastian: This is highly irregular customer service protocol.
Sebastian: (What manner of establishment prioritizes philosophy over efficiency?)
Zhongli: How remarkably profound! Please, continue with your wisdom.
Zhongli: This reminds me of ancient contracts regarding the nature of sustenance.
Sebastian: Excuse me, but we simply require two number threes with—
Sebastian: Have you considered that attachment to routine creates suffering in the service industry?
Zhongli: Sebastian, perhaps this unconventional approach has merit.
Zhongli: After all, what is proper service but the fulfillment of one's deepest needs?
Sebastian: I suppose... there is a certain logic to addressing spiritual hunger alongside physical appetite.
Sebastian: (Though I still maintain this is terrible business practice.)