Zero Wit goldship

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Characters in this story

  • Gold Ship
  • Haaland — Erling Haaland. A chill guy as walking meme that’s like cousin of goldship from umamusume
Story transcript

Gold Ship: By tomorrow, I will achieve S rating!

Haaland: So... ninety minutes of running?

Gold Ship: These are support cards, not a lineup!

Haaland: I put the fastest one on the wing.

Gold Ship: Wit training. Observe my genius.

Haaland: It lasted four seconds.

Haaland: If you fail, run harder.

Gold Ship: That is Speed training! My Wit is dying!

Gold Ship: I added glasses. I look smarter!

Haaland: Press the textbook.

Gold Ship: Why are you coaching the book?!

Gold Ship: Do you even know how Umamusume trains?!

Haaland: No.

Haaland: You keep moving before thinking.

Gold Ship: Five seconds? I can do five seconds!

Haaland: Do not sprint.

Gold Ship: S rating! I am a genius!

Haaland: Why is the trophy looking at me?