Zero-G Trash Talk
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Ochako Uraraka
- dean Winchester — has a deep, gravelly, and ruggedly raspy voice
Story transcript
Dean Winchester: Rules are simple: no knives, no powers, and no whining when I turn your vocabulary into roadkill.
Ochako Uraraka: You brought a vocabulary to a fight? Bold.
Dean Winchester: I've fought demons with better manners than you, you smug little ass-hat.
Ochako Uraraka: Aw, that's adorable. The scary hunter brought playground insults.
Ochako Uraraka: You look like a haunted gas-station pie, you overcaffeinated jackass.
Dean Winchester: The hell is a gas-station pie?
Dean Winchester: It means you're a walking bad decision with bangs.
Ochako Uraraka: Damn, I've heard scarier insults from a toaster.
Ochako Uraraka: You nut chugging douchecanoe.
Dean Winchester: Shut up, you son of a bitch, you bubble headed idjit.
Dean Winchester: Nngh...!
Dean Winchester: Final round, you floating little pain in the ass...
Ochako Uraraka: Zero Gravity.
Ochako Uraraka: And that's where your damn comeback goes.
Dean Winchester: Aw, hell. This is bullshit.