Zero-G Latte, Infinite Galaxy

Hillary Taylor

Did the café just glitch into low orbit?

Tiana Namatsua

Etsu’s gonna die—real space magic!

HaXzOr

Relax, civilians—just my visor demo. Totally safe.

Hillary Taylor

Your demo owes me a four-hundred-yen latte.

Tiana Namatsua

Can I… pilot the pink nebula?

Hillary Taylor

Miss, that’s intellectual property. Licensing fees apply.

HaXzOr

She’s a thousand klicks IRL. Want a tour?

Hillary Taylor

Clause 12: no liability for existential displacement.

Tiana Namatsua

I’ll be Magical Captain Namatsua!

Hillary Taylor

And I’ll be her attorney—space divorce rates are brutal.

HaXzOr

Terms accepted by ocular contact. Welcome aboard, Legal Officer.

Hillary Taylor

I just blinked.

Tiana Namatsua

I’m pocket-sized!

Hillary Taylor

Unauthorized transformation—cease and desist!

Tiana Namatsua

Etsu never lets me splash in puddles!

Hillary Taylor

This is billable at dry-clean rates.

HaXzOr

End-user splash damage waiver—sign here?

Hillary Taylor

You’re about to waive your right to exist.

Tiana Namatsua

Now we match—magical lawyer sisters!

Hillary Taylor

I specialize in hostile takeovers, not kindergarten.

HaXzOr

It’s a complimentary safe-space—no espresso inside.

Hillary Taylor

Excellent. I’ll sue you in there where it’s quiet.

Tiana Namatsua

Let’s sue the stars next—together?

Hillary Taylor

Only if we bill them by the light-year.