Yunyun’s Monthly Maintenance Friend-Zone

Yunyun

So... um... you really make weapons for a living? That's so cool...

Roy Hazama

Huh? Oh yeah. Someone's gotta keep the monsters from tearing up the countryside.

Megumin

What is Yunyun doing with that mercenary? This is clearly a trap!

Kazuma

Since when do you care about Yunyun's social life? We're supposed to be spying, not judging.

Megumin

A Crimson Demon cannot be seen fraternizing with the enemy!

Yunyun

I-I mean, I also practice explosion magic! Not as good as Megumin, but I can make things go boom! Is that... is that something you find interesting in a girl?

Roy Hazama

Explosions are... nice? Look, are you feeling alright? Your face is really red.

Kazuma

Oh no, she's doing the thing.

Megumin

She's going to ask him to form a party with her. This is a catastrophe for Crimson Demon reputation!

Kazuma

Wait for it... three... two...

Yunyun

W-Would you like to form a party with me?! We could be explosion partners! I mean battle partners! I mean—

Roy Hazama

Whoa, watch the circuits! Those took three days to calibrate!

Megumin

Called it.

Roy Hazama

Look, lady, I appreciate the offer, but I've got a strict schedule. Weapons maintenance every Tuesday, monster contracts Wednesday through Friday, and weekends are for inventory. Maybe next month?

Yunyun

N-next month... for friendship?

Megumin

She got friend-zoned into a monthly maintenance schedule.