Beelzebub: Yoruichi! Welcome to the good kind of trouble!
Yoruichi: Thank you for the invite, Lady Beelzebub.
Beelzebub: please call me Bee, no need for formalities here. please enjoy yourself, eat, drink, go nuts.
Yoruichi: well… if you insist.
Yoruichi: This is dangerously good.
Beelzebub: I’m glad you enjoy it. please help yourself, don’t be humble and eat only the bear minimum. you are here to enjoy yourself.
Yoruichi: no need to tell me twice, mmm this is good.
Yoruichi: mmm, it’s been a while since I did this.
Beelzebub: wow, I never expect you to have such an appetite, Yoruichi.
Yoruichi: it’s one of the perks of being a Soul Reaper… out metabolism is insane, which makes us inconveniently hungry.
Yoruichi: we need to eat constantly to keep our reishi levels up. we can just siphon up reishi from atmosphere like the Quincy.
Yoruichi: we need to convert it through the calories we consumed, which conveniently help keep us in shape.
Beelzebub: by the look of that cute belly, you’re in no rush burning the calories.
Yoruichi: and spoil the fun? nah, this gut here is staying, and I barely started.
Beelzebub: I am quite surprised in how casual you’re taking this, especially since you’re formerly a Captain of Squad 2, infamous for their disapline.
Yoruichi: Yeah well, I’m not always serious. it’s only in dire circumstances that I have to.
Beelzebub: Ok so how is a non serious Former Captain, stealth-force legend, happen to be a proud glutton?
Yoruichi: Well it happens to be because I am also a Black Cat, who are notorious for being lazy when they have nothing to do.
Yoruichi: Being Captain of Squad 2 is boring most of the time, nothing but bureaucratic misery. so I spend most of my times, when I’m not training, snacking.
Yoruichi: I know I can just burn off the calories and keep my figure, but only when I need to, such as attend to captain meetings, do my drills, or something.
Yoruichi: I don’t regret my gluttonous nature, it was fun, heh especially when Soifon gets flustered whenever she sees me with a belly.
Beelzebub: Ha, ha, ha, aw how sweet.
Yoruichi: I learned out the Soul Reaper’s abnormal metabolism is when I was invited by Kirio’s barracks over a hundred years ago.
Yoruichi: she learned about it and wanted to experiment her hypothesis by… inviting me to dinner. with free eats, how could I refuse?
Yoruichi: she was an excellent cook, and was surprised how much she plumped up.
Yoruichi: of course she explained that she intentionally fatten herself to store the calories for later use for reishi replenishment…
Yoruichi: that and help her with her unique cooking powers.
Yoruichi: despite it being a deceitful experiment, I did enjoy myself and tends to come by to help her with her research until she got drafted to guard the king
Beelzebub: You spent exile like this too?
Yoruichi: Yep. Snack. Nap. Repeat. A full belly makes excellent company.
Yoruichi: of course I mostly spend it in the form of a cat to conserve and shift the metabolism, and so that Soul Society doesn’t find me.
Yoruichi: but inside and with nothing better to do, I usual laze about and binge out without a care in the world. Kisuke is very amused and tends to joke.
Yoruichi: but the real laugh is when I sneak in Ichigo’s room, lie on his bed and stick out my belly for him to rub.
Yoruichi: Ha, you should’ve seen the look on his face when I did that. Red as a strawberry. so cute.
Yoruichi: he refused the first few times, which I expected. but over time he begrudgingly did it, given me belly rubs which I didn’t expect but enjoyed them.
Yoruichi: then… one thing led to another
Beelzebub: Damn, I never pictured him to be the type. wait ‘til Ozzie hear of this.
Yoruichi: belly or no, Ichigo has always find me attractive. the poor guy was so flustered by it that he is so tounge tied and damn proud to admit it.
Yoruichi: it just needs a little kneed on my soft guy to make him take the next step. we’re not in a relationship. just friends with benefits, which helped him.
Yoruichi: but enough talking, it burns so much calories and I’m here party. so bring in the food!
Beelzebub: coming right up, darling
Yoruichi: Mmm. Bring me that one.
Yoruichi: Keep ’em coming!
Beelzebub: Ha! You ate the whole table. Good thing I can make another one!
Beelzebub: Beelzebub-juice! Last one standing wins!
Yoruichi: I’ve outdrunk Captains. Pour it.
Beelzebub: Wow That was The wildest partying you ever did, Yoruichi-chan.
Yoruichi: This is… mmm… nothing. I can tell you’re holding back.
Beelzebub: he he, I didn’t want to overwhelm you, sweetie. Normally I would thrown extravagant parties that would leave you the size of a blimp.
Yoruichi: well, next time you invite me, give it your all.
Beelzebub: he he he, deal.
