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Trump: Relax, guys. It is just four letters. Even Democrats can do it.
Eric Cartman: I have got the C down. It stands for Cartman, right?
Kyle Broflovski: Pretty sure it stands for Catastrophe.
Eric Cartman: If I nail this, you will sue my mom for emotional damages, yeah?
Trump: Only if you copyright the wobble, kid.
Kyle Broflovski: We are literally learning a Village People dance for government propaganda. My Saturday is great.
Trump: Props upgrade! Nothing says macho like a Trump-brand boa.
Eric Cartman: I am gonna resell this on Etsy as MAGA-flage.
Kyle Broflovski: Pretty sure the only thing it camouflages is dignity.
Trump: Feet shoulder-width, egos presidential!
Kyle Broflovski: W for Whatever-this-is.
Eric Cartman: Copyright that W, President. Kyle just invented your new campaign logo—pay up!
