Yang Xiao Long: Dante, remember Vegas? I'm legally your wife, dumbass!
Yang Xiao Long: Deadbeat demon hunter, still pretending that night didn't happen?
Dante: Look, babe... I'm sorry. Getting paid serious cash now.
Dante: This is just crazy. Gotta deal with this whole... marriage thing.
Marikawa Shizuka: Oh my, such drama! Young love during zombie outbreaks is so complicated.
Marikawa Shizuka: Perhaps you two need... couples counseling?
Yang Xiao Long: It's okay baby, age difference doesn't matter to me.
Yang Xiao Long: Just don't forget our anniversary again, demon boy.
Dante: Right... our anniversary. When was that again?
Dante: Wait, which anniversary? The Vegas one or the Remnant one?!
Yang Xiao Long: Both, you idiot! Now come here and make it up to me!
Yang Xiao Long: That's what happens when you marry a huntress!