XP Pancake Prison
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Kazuma
Why did I get the middle spot…
Kazuma
If I move, she'll wake up and explode the house… stay calm, stay calm…
Roy Hazama
Tough luck, hero. Want me to craft a 'girlfriend-detach' tool?
Kazuma
Shut up, you're waking demon-spawn here!
Kamie the Angel
House rule: cuddler buys breakfast~
Yunyun
Victory… friendship level up…
Kazuma
Great, I'm now XP in her social stats…
Kamie the Angel
I.O.U. one legendary pancake stack, signed: Satou Kazuma.
Kazuma
Wait, that's forgery—
Kazuma
Mmmph! My nose is being friendship-level-upped into oblivion!
Yunyun
Explosion... rehearsal...
Kamie the Angel
My halo's reacting to Crimson Demon mana? This is new...
Roy Hazama
Target locked, 2 a.m. emergency.
Kazuma
Of course. Sticker of financial doom.
Kamie the Angel
Fascinating! Her subconscious is charging my IOU like a mana battery!
Roy Hazama
Permission to deploy anti-cuddle countermeasures?
Yunyun
Victory... friendship... complete...
Kazuma
I survived... but at what financial cost...
Kamie the Angel
House rule update: magical IOUs accrue interest! That's three pancake stacks now.
Kazuma
I went from human shield to indentured chef in one night...
Roy Hazama
Welcome to angel economics. The interest rates are heavenly.