Wrath of the Holy Flame.
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Inquisitor
Another heretic purified by holy flame! Lemidios be praised!
Deadpool
Buddy, I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up in the Spanish Inquisition's greatest hits.
Stickman
She's gonna barbecue us faster than you can say 'nobody expects the-'
Inquisitor
More heretics skulking in the shadows! Face judgment, demons!
Deadpool
RUN! She's got that crazy religious zealot look!
Stickman
Why'd we pick the medieval torture theme park for vacation?!
Deadpool
I thought it was Renaissance Faire! Not 'Burn Anime Fans At The Stake' festival!
Inquisitor
Heretics! I'll purify your blasphemous tongues!
Stickman
Go on without me! Tell my stick-wife I died heroicall-
Deadpool
Shut up and move your pencil-drawn butt!
Inquisitor
Any last words before I let holy flames consume you both?
Deadpool
Actually yes - doesn't setting people on fire to test their faith seem counterproductive? Like, what if you're wrong?
Stickman
Yeah! What if we're just really ugly cosplayers?!
Inquisitor
Hmph... Do not worry. If the flames don't harm you, then you're no heretic.
Deadpool
If that's the case then I have nothing to worry about! I've been through worse. (Like reading this whole book!)
Stickman
And I'm infallible so you won't find any "noticable" naughtiness in me!
