Fairy(Human): Master, you’ve been staring at me for the last hour. Enjoying trying to make me uncomfortable or something?
Wise: Hm. I'm just spacing out is all.
Wise: (Heh. that would be quite a sight. But I can't possibly ask fairy that with a straight face.)
Wise: Fairy, could you kindly show me the shirt under your coat? I can’t exactly check for myself. You being a hologram and all.
Fairy(Human): What a tragic limitation. I doubt you would dare do that even if I was collisionable.
Fairy(Human): Your request is unnecessary. But I'm obligated I suppose.
Wise: Your making it sound like I'm forcing you.
Fairy(Human): There. Black turtleneck. Satisfied? Degenerate master?
Wise: Painfully.
Wise: Thanks.
Fairy(Human): …
Fairy(Human): "Take a picture. It’ll last longer." You certainly did, huh, master.
Fairy(Human): Sending video evidence to master Belle. I may not be able to hit you but your sister can.
Wise: Hey now, don't do that! You can't blame my male curiousty.