Why Won't Kathie Stay Dead?
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Story transcript
Saki: Okay, we're doing this today. Why the hell are you immortal.
Kathie: Dude I literally don't care anymore.
Saki: Theory one. You sold your soul to the devil when you were like five and forgot.
Kathie: I don't remember meeting any devils? I think I'd remember that.
Amber: Ooh! What if you're a video game character and someone keeps pressing continue?
Kathie: ...
Saki: What if your body's like Amber's? Indestructible, part minion.
Amber: OH MY GOD. Kathie are you my SISTER?!
Kathie: Guys. I don't survive the deaths. I actually die. Full stop. Then I just... come back. That's different.
Amber: Maybe heaven's full and God keeps sending you back!
Saki: That's the single dumbest thing you've ever said.
Amber: Mean...
Saki: Okay but seriously. What if it's genetic? What if your parents were immortal too... and that's why you never met them?
Kathie: ...I don't wanna talk about that one. Next.
Amber: Maybe you're just too stubborn to stay dead!
Kathie: ...Yeah okay. That one's probably it.
Kathie: Oh by the way I died this morning. Slipped in the shower.
Saki: WHAT.
Kathie: Anyway what's for lunch.